HOW IT WORKS

How a local detailing business went from chasing leads to booking $4,000+ in a single week—without paying for ads.

Press play, drop your details, and we'll show you an example of a stupid simple website for a home service pro like you.

Want to skip the video and talk to a real person?

HOW TO USE IT

One website. One outcome: more money in your bank account.

Your Stupid Simple Website has four pieces, running together, so that you stay busy and booked up.

01

Appointment Calendar

A website that doesn't sit there — it books.

Your site turns visitors into prepaid jobs on your calendar. Mobile-first, conversion-optimized, with online booking and payment baked in. Customers pick a slot, pay upfront, the job lands on your schedule.

  • Lead-to-text on every page
  • Prepay at booking
  • Built mobile-first
02

Review Request Engine

Become the #1 name in your town.

We get your Google Business Profile set up, reviewed, and ranked so when someone nearby searches your service, you're the first name they see.

  • Found for "near me" searches
  • Google Business Profile set up properly
  • Auto Google review text
03

Review Request Engine

5 stars on autopilot. Bad ones stay private.

After every prepaid job, an automated review request goes out at the right moment. Happy ones route to Google. Unhappy ones route private. Your public rating only goes one way: up.

  • One-click review asks
  • Auto follow-up reminders
  • 5 stars public, grumbles private
04

Chat Bot and Missed Call Text-Back

Never lose a lead to a missed call.

On a job? Your website texts them within seconds and start the conversation for you. Day or night. The lead never has a reason to call your competitor.

  • Instant text reply to missed calls
  • 24/7, after hours, weekends
  • Beats competitors who never call back
Trusted across
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Who it's for

Built for the trades that live or die by the phone.

Illustration of home service businesses we build for: detailing, contracting, and landscaping
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Home service businesses

Book more jobs while you're on the job.

Plumbing, HVAC, roofing, electrical, landscaping, cleaning, painting, detailing. Your Stupid Simple Website gets you found locally, capture every lead, and pre-book prepaid jobs on your calendar.

  • Service area pages that rank locally
  • Quote requests texted straight to your phone
  • Missed-call text-back, day or night
Results

The math your last website guy never showed you.

A website should pay for itself in the first prepaid job every month.

98%

Visitors who leave without booking. Industry average conversion is 2–3%.

10s

How fast most visitors decide. If your site doesn't hook them, they're gone.

2x

More booked jobs in the first 90 days for businesses running a Stupid Simple Website.

What's included

Four things every Stupid Simple Website should do.

Get found. Book the job. Get paid. Earn the review. That's the whole loop.

Get found.

Google, Maps, and the basics so people can actually find you when they search for what you do nearby.

Book the job.

Visitors pick a time on your calendar. The slot's not yours until they've reserved it — and prepaid for it.

Get paid up front.

Deposits, trip charges, or full payment collected before they ever see your truck. No more chasing invoices.

Get more reviews.

We ask happy customers at the right moment, send them straight to Google, and keep the cranky ones offline.

Pricing

Stupid simple pricing. Pays for itself in your first booked job this month.

No setup fees. No contracts. Cancel anytime on monthly.

Monthly
$197/mo

$2,364/yr

  • Custom AI-powered website built to convert
  • Online booking calendar that fills itself
  • Prepayments and deposits collected up front
  • Google Business Profile optimization
  • Automated 5-star review system
  • Missed-call text-back automation
  • Lead inbox piped straight to your phone
  • Ongoing edits, hosting, and support
Most popular
6-month upfront
$167/mo15% off

$1,002 upfront

$2,004/yr equivalent

  • Custom AI-powered website built to convert
  • Online booking calendar that fills itself
  • Prepayments and deposits collected up front
  • Google Business Profile optimization
  • Automated 5-star review system
  • Missed-call text-back automation
  • Lead inbox piped straight to your phone
  • Ongoing edits, hosting, and support
Annual upfront
$147/mo25% off

$1,764 upfront

$1,764/yr

  • Custom AI-powered website built to convert
  • Online booking calendar that fills itself
  • Prepayments and deposits collected up front
  • Google Business Profile optimization
  • Automated 5-star review system
  • Missed-call text-back automation
  • Lead inbox piped straight to your phone
  • Ongoing edits, hosting, and support
FAQ

Asked. Answered.

If your question isn't here, just ask on the call.

  • Yes. We build your Stupid Simple Website on us. If you like it and want us to keep running it, you start a simple monthly plan. If not, no obligation.

Stop chasing your website guy. Start running a growing business.

On the call, we'll:

  • Look at your current site and show what's costing you jobs.
  • Walk you through a Stupid Simple Website built for your industry.
  • Give you a clear plan to turn your website into a revenue engine.
  • Answer every question. No pressure, no pitch.
"Our only interest is keeping you for 10+ years. We believe if we price fairly and deliver excellent service, you'll never have a reason to leave."
Aaron, Director at Crane Media
Aaron
Director at Crane Media